Click an image for the 4-sided printable version. Use EPSON matte photo card stock 8.5″ x 11″ and cut to 5.0″ x 10.0″. Fold lengthwise. Fits an A7 envelope (5.25″ x 7.25″).
Halloween
The only thing more terrifying than a mechanical Headless Horseman is the repair bill.
Fourth of July
Sparklers: the gateway firework that leads to more dangerous pyrotechnic endeavors. Happy Fourth of July!
Memorial Day
Let the celebrations begin! Enjoy the vibrant parades and festivities on this Memorial Day!
Thanksgiving
Grateful for family, friends, and the fact that our kitchen robots haven’t gained sentience… yet!
Pi Day
3.14159… Can’t remember the rest? That’s okay, have a piece of pie instead!Who needs Pi Day when you can have Paw Day! Happy Paw Day!Happy Pi Day! Let’s celebrate with some irrational, never-ending fun!
Mother’s Day
Mom, we may have outgrown our cheerleading uniforms, but we’ll never outgrow our love and appreciation for you. Happy Mother’s Day!Breakfast in bed, made with love and a bowl of your favorite cereal. You’re the best mom ever! Happy Mother’s Day!
Saint Patrick’s Day
May the luck of the Irish be with you… because you’re going to need it after all that green beer!
New Year’s Eve
New Year, New Galaxy – Time to explore uncharted territories! Happy New Year!
Christmas
🎄 Merry Christmas! 🎄 Santa told me you’ve been extra nice, so here’s a scratch-off to add some spice!Wishing you a ‘pawsitively’ perfect Christmas and a ‘furr-tastic’ New Year!🎄 Merry Christmas! 🎄 Let’s forget the instructions and make a snowman our own way. Cheers from us!🎄 Meowy Christmas! 🎄 May your holiday be filled with catnaps and warm laps!🎄 Merry Christmas! 🎄 Lottery luck got in the jaws, of our dear pup who loves to gnaw! Though dreams of riches she did pop, her wet kisses still leave smiles nonstop!🎄 Happy Holidays! 🎄 Greetings from the Jersey Shore! Yappy Howlidays! It’s the most ‘paw-nderful’ time of the year!Wishing you more Christmas cheer than there are tourists in Times Square. Happy Holidays to a wonderful couple!🎄 Buon Natale! 🎄 Hoping your holidays are as grand and historic as your Italian escapades!🎄 Merry Christmas 🎄 The three wise men brought their best, to baby Jesus in the manger blessed. • On this magical night, when animals don’t whisper but speak, we wish you joy and a Christmas unique!🎄 Merry Christmas! 🎄 Greetings from the Jersey shore! • Yappy Howlidays! It’s the most ‘paw-nderful’ time of the year!
Easter
Let the lights of Times Square illuminate your Easter in NYC, making it as magical as the city itself.Wishing you an Easter that’s more thrilling than a Yankees home run with bases loaded. Enjoy egg hunting with your fiancé by your side!Happy Easter from New York City, where the bunnies wear shades and the eggs come with a side of bagels!Like a bunny in an egg, new beginnings can hatch from unexpected places.
Valentine’s Day
Fur you on Valentine’s Day, with lub from your Lab-loving Dad!We make sparks fly! Happy Valentine’s Day!Happy Valentine’s Day to the girl who has me wrapped around her finger – just like a bandage on a menu, but much more adorable!You’ve always been a sign of good things to come. Happy Valentine’s Day to my daughter, who brightens every day even more than a school sign!From our ‘It’s a Small World’ adventure to the big world you’re conquering now, I’m always cheering you on. Happy Valentine’s Day!You stole my heart like a thief. But I don’t mind because you have great taste.I’m not a photographer, but I can definitely picture us together forever.Happy Valentine’s Day to the mom who always knows how to make a day special, whether it’s with a warm hug or a batch of fresh-baked cookies. Love you to the moon and back!Pearls of wisdom for a woman of grace! Wishing you a paw-some day from your fur-ever friend!To my favorite runner, who can outpace anyone. Happy Valentine’s Day!You stole my heart like a thief. But don’t worry, I’ll let you keep it for all eternity.
